i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
Life is unreal right now
Who doesn’t love puppies?
Hey everyone, my birthday is a week from today (I don’t really care that much actually, turning 15 ain’t that special) so I’m going out of the country on Saturday morning and will be gone for the whole week.
Unfortunately, there won’t be free wifi where I’m going so I won’t be able to interact with y’all while I’m gone! However, I may queue some stuff before I leave (I probably won’t get around to it, though) and will miss you all dearly! Don’t miss me too much lol just kidding I know y’all won’t.
She knows whats up.
Laughing my ass off right now
the internet angers me cause I see all these amazing pictures
of such wonderful looking places
that I want to travel and adventure to
but i’m just sitting here like
this show won emmy awards
"Team Free Will"
I have 99 problems and not being in Middle Earth is all of them
don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck
Happy Norse Apocalypse everyone! Remember, if you see a giant devilish wolf roaming about, resist the urge to pet it and instead remain safely indoors.
one of these things is not like the others